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When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman
“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”
Any upper classman who has a thing for freshman girls
Yeah Jacob is freshman ripper he tries to get a new one every week
a female who typically has a flat butt yet still gets seniors because they’re easy
Sarah: dang Merissa such a freshman thot
Lisa: i know. she’s always with seniors
Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.
Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?
Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!
College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.
Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.
Person A: That dude is such a horny freshman.
Person B: I know right! He's a Nixy.
A machine like being (10th grade and higher) who actively seeks out freshman to plant his seed in.
Friend- dude can't be at practice today, my groin really hurts
Friend 2- what did you and Alex do last night ?
Friend- Let's just say the sperm has fertilized, I repeat the sperm has fertilized
Friend 2- awe you god damn Freshman Impregnater