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The only fucking word that can be put everyfuckingwhere and still fucking make fucking sense.
"YOUR SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
"oh my fucking god"
"that makes no fucking sense."
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fuck you,you fucking fuck(middle finger)
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Otherwise known as Sexual Intercoarse
Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh!
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed & us guess we need to shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the shower! (sniff) (sniff)
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And old English abbreviation standing for Fornication Under Consent of the King.
Still commonly used to mean having sex or even to express grief or disappointment.
I asked the king so technically we FUCKed.
FUCK! I forgot my waffle iron.
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Fuck
1. Slang for sexual intercourse
2. Used as a cuss word when someone did something, replaces words like "hell"
3. Used as a cuss word when you mess up, in the place of words like "god dammit"
4. Used as a cuss word when your talking about someone in an unpleasant way, replaces words like "forget"
5. Fuckboy(or lower species who think they're cool) language for "mess" or "deal"
1. Bailey-Did you hear that Alden and Kayla fucked
Elizabeth-nah I don't think he made it that far
2. Elizabeth-Alden's being weird again
Bailey-what the fuck did he do now
3. Bailey-Fuck! I accidentally opened Alden's snapchat, but I don't want to talk to him
Elizabeth-ugh sorry
4.Elizabeth-Alden keeps dumping his problems on me
Bailey-Fuck him
Alden-I heard that! Fuck you!
5. Bailey-I could see you and Alden dating
Elizabeth-Nah, I don't fuck with that
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phrase used to describe how intence a situation is
(can be added to any adjective to stress the severity)
Dude thats noisy "as fuck"
thats dumb "as fuck"
white "as fuck"
delicious "as fuck"
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used for emphasis or to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise.
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