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fuck me daddy

idk lel

fuck me daddy

by I eat sand October 15, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck Me Fairy

A sex move were 2 people dress up as fairies and have vigorous and sweaty sex. This could be love or hate sex and will always hurt.

Me: "Bro me and my girl was doing fuck me fairy and I gave her a heart attack and she died"
Friend: "That's hella tuff. You really did it that hard?"
Me: "Yeah bro go big or go home., but might go to jail for life.
Friend: "F"

by Osama bin lackin April 25, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me George

An irratated feeling.

We can't fix your phone right now,
Fuck me George

by Shaz01 July 12, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me with a brick

Normally used to express surprise or relief.

Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!

by cdxfdh April 22, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me running

It is when you are getting fucked over soooo bad and you can't run fast enough to get away.

The irs is all over my ass for back taxes!Fuck me running!

by glenn van smack April 29, 2008

76๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me Silly

When a woman is so drunk, that she beckons the first man she sees to fuck her. When woman wants the dick so badly, that she is willing to be fucked until she is legally insane.

Milf: "hey you sexy slab of man meat, fuck me silly"
Man meat in question: "yeah...sure"

by Kalkle October 20, 2016

39๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me running

Can also be used transitively. To have fucked someone running is to have well and truly screwed them.

Steve: How'd it go with the city inspectors?
Dave: They fucked me running.

fuck me running

by sargasso May 26, 2011

40๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž