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From the Cohen Brothers production, The Big Lebowski. Used to express irritation with someone who is ignorant, obnoxious, or asks too many questions.
"What's a petter ass, Walter?"
"Shut the fuck up, Donnie."
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An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.
The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.
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A level of intoxication where burping occurs anywhere between 2 to 5 times in a sentence.
Bro *belch* I gonna pound this beer *blech* and go get a private dance and fuck *belch* that stripper, I'm getting pickle rick fucked up *belch*
Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."
Shut the fuck up Carl! As Carl is doing something stupid.
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Ruin a chance completely. Did something very regrettable. Possible consequences: intense self-hate, suicide, depression etc.
'You cheated on your boyfriend for the sixth time?'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'
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Nah man, I don't touch crack, you got me fucked up.
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Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.
Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!
Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.
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