Girlfriend Guy

A male who doesn't have many or any male friends so he usually only has his girlfriend and/or her friends to tag along with.

Derived from the 2009 comedy, "I Love You, Man" starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.

Chris -"Dude, is Steve gay? cuz all I see him with is Loren and her friends."

John-"nah Loren's his chick. He's a Girlfriend Guy; no male crew at all."

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winter girlfriend

The process of locking up a girl for the cold winter months to hook up with while giving the girl a false impression of a potential serious relationship. The guy then lets her go when Memorial Day hits, the weather warms up and the sun dresses start coming out.

Guy 1: So how are things going with that girl you've been seeing?
Guy 2: Everything's cool but I got a house in the Hamptons for the summer so we'll see.
Guy 1: I thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. She's just another winter girlfriend huh?

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tumblr girlfriend

A girl on Tumblr who is associated with you (willingly--- both of you agreed on this relationship) online. You might not even know each other in real life.

Bob's latest Tumblr post says, "I'm following everyone back 100% until I find a Tumblr girlfriend.

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cyber girlfriend

A girl that is in a relationship exclusively on the interent. This definition is based on the concept that the internet is a free zone like international waters.

Man: My wife caught me talking dirty to a girl online, but it wasn't cheating cause she's my cyber girlfriend.

Guy: I watched in awe as my cyber girlfriend stripteased via webcam.

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girlfriend material

1. a heterosexual female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a heterosexual male's ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper

Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.

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Perfect girlfriend

A perfect, gorgeous, sweet, amazing, fantastic, awesome girl! Who will stick by your side through thick and thin! Who will comfort you in hard times and will love you unconditionally no matter what!

Tristen:Abby is my perfect girlfriend!

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annoying girlfriend

Fucking annoying bitch of a girlfriend who gets pissed off at the slightest thing and wont leave you alone on msn

My annoying girlfriend is pissing me off

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