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often found on a turkey's however can be bought for Women for £19.99 ! Native from Mattys World .....
That turkey has a really big glove hat
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(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function
Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet
when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
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When you’re fisting your partner and it goes horribly wrong, resulting in your partner’s rectum being pulled out and remaining on your hand like a glove.
“I got a bit too rough my partner and ended up with a pink boxing glove.”
Glove box is a common nickname for PCP, mostly heard in the southwestern US.
Shit man, this glove box is making me feel like Ethan Hawke.
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A sandwich you keep in you glove box for that quick on the go hunger quencher. Usually good for 6 to 8 years depending on location and type of sandwich
Jacob: I'm hungry can we stop and get a bite?
Ryan: We don't have time to stop, there's a Turkey Glove Box Sandwich in my glove box that's only 2 years old
Jacob: That sounds delicious!
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