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"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."
Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.
Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.
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Never gonna tell a lie and Hurt you (Get Rick-Rolled by some random guy on the internet whose username is a crappy joke he heard once) (Never Gonna give you up, or will i?)
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An act of utter exuberance over the cuteness of another individual
A newly-in-love couple is joking around and having a good time with each other...
Boyfriend: I like you. A lot.
Girlfriend: *cuddles him and gives him one hell of a kiss*
Boyfriend: What am I gonna do with you!?
(Enter in to sexy time mood if desirable)
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The question a guy asks u wen u have given him a hard on
hey sexy,(looks down at huge boner),wot u gonna do with that?
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Something that YOU won't be saying because YOU'RE not BLACK.
Dude: Hey, I'm gonna say the n word
Dude 2: That's racially offensive to every person of african descent, you cannot say the n word.
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A Song By Rick Astley. Released 2009, Sung In 1988, And Also Known As (AKA) Rickroll.
We're No Stranger To Love, You Know The Rules And So Do I (i x3). I Have No Commence What I'm Thinking Of. And I'm NeVeR GoNnA gIvE yOu uP.
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Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”
Symptoms:
- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE