Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.
Oh look! Mike is dating that female goober! They are a Mega Goob now!
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The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.
jaeroll said maikee has some big goober doobers!
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A little like nut huggers but more serious. Nut huggers and just snug but goober grabbers are serious
These pants are goober grabbers. I only have nut huggers
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A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.
"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."
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AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.
Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
goo
Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.
William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.
taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.
"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."
"I'm gonna goober scoop"