Gripping the goblin

Wacking it

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce

Grip Tight

A product that tightens your grip on your penis

I bought Grip Tight, the best thing ever

alligator grip

When someone has the suction similar to the mouth of an alligator when giving head, this is called alligator grip. Similar to gorilla grip

1: How was that head last night?
2: Amazing!!! She sucked so hard she had that alligator grip!!!

Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

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Pistole Grip

The Pistole Grip is the hand position used by a TSA employee when performing a gate rape.

My groper had a weak Pistole Grip during my last gate rape.

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