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the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.
See that kid in color guard, u see how its a HE.
Ya that means he’s Gay.
(Color guard boy)
Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.
Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.
When a "straight" female, whilst on a business trip, decides to play for the other team for the duration of the trip only.
Diane it appears has gone full "coast guard reserve" with the ladies from the trade show.
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weekend worriors, part time soldiers.
"we defend our country on the weekend"
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Another fucking idiot associated with wordMaarlo/word
Elite Guard: Your all banned
Admin: Shutup n00b
Maarlo: BANNED!#$! OMFG!#$!
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Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People
Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)
Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)
Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?
Yeah dude!
So you do nothing and get paid for it?
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