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Back in the early 1800s, the British did something called impressment. During the Napoleonic wars, the British considered any ship that traded with the French an enemy. They would steal the supplies and capture the crew. They impressed the crew into the navy for life. These guys would work as sailors for the rest of their lives and never step on dry land again. If they had a wife, the British would bring the wife aboard the ship. If the wife was pregnant, they would place her on the gun deck near the cannons. When she started having contractions, they would fire the cannons to make her push to have the baby. When the baby was born, it was called a son of a gun. This termis is very negative.
Where's your dad, you son of a gun
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Finger guns 👉🏼👉🏼 Is a hand gesture, that is used by bisexual people as a representation of their bisexuality
“When she asked me if i liked girls or guys i just panicked and did *finger guns*
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Eric Holder, attorney general under the Unconstitutional Obama Administration.
That gun grabber Eric Holder is at it again. Maybe he'll come to my house when there's a break in.
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An imaginary weapon used to shoot your friends for any situation or succession of words that they spew out that makes them seem like a homosexual or pussy. You must hold your hand with your thumb and forefinger out, at a 90 degree angle, so your hand looks like a gun, and yell "Pew pew pew" as many times as you deem sufficient. Instances requiring the use of the Pew gun include, but are not limited to, the following:
talking on the phone with your girlfriend more than 5 times a day, or more than 10 minutes at a time; eating a salad; watching access hollywood or any similarly gay show; drinking a bitch drink (fuzzy navel, margarita, etc.) or otherwise doing something fruity.
Doug: Come on, let's get wasted!
Gus: Wait, I have to call my girlfriend first.
Doug: (holds his hand out for the Pew gun) Pew pew pew!
Gus: Yo, you wanna hit this blunt? It's some good shit.
Doug: Nah, I gotta finish my homework and then I'm making myself a fuzzy navel.
Gus: (holds his hand out for the Pew gun) Pew pew pew!
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From the world of Halo, a MAC (Magnetic Accelerator Cannon) gun is one of the humans defenses, usually placed on ships or orbital defense stations. Basically, a MAC gun is a similiar, if not the same, to a rail gun, with its high power and velocity/
That MAC gun just ripped a hole through that Covenant flagship!
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The showing off of ones biceps
Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand
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