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Mess Hall Haircut

The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.

Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana rocks a Mess Hall Haircut.

by Ryudomo August 31, 2010


hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick

The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut

by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015


Ryan's Haircut

Definiton: slang for when you wanna refer someone's dead trim to a coconut

Ex: You are as shit as Ryan's Haircut.

by Ryan's Shit Haircut April 27, 2018


thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.

My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut

by Simon Trinculo June 17, 2024


beijing haircut

Chinese slang for capital punishment used in the PRC, i.e. a bullet in the head, also current in underworld in Chinatown, New York in reference to murder by this method.

Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).

The victim had been given a Beijing haircut.

by worst.assassin.ever. April 4, 2018


Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021


Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 5, 2021