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The only day (especially in a cathothic school) when you look forward to being alive to get high on candy.
Wow Halloween is such a waste of money.
The day before no nut November starts and you fap as much as you can.
1: I went 7 times on Halloween bro I’m ready for no nut November now
2: Nice dude, I went 8
The meaning of Halloween comes from pumpkin carving because you are hallowing the ween.
Wow I love Halloween because I get to hallow my ween.
Peer pressure by dead people to collect candy from strangers
Mom: No Talking To Strangers!
Me: But What About Halloween-
Mom: SHUT
the time of the year when a girl can look like a total slut and still say that it's just a halloween costume
random guy: girl why you look like a slut
girl: don't worry its just my halloween costume
random guy: oh ok
Boi how do you not know it’s Halloween like duh
Hey what’s today
It’s Halloween DUH
Satan's day where children go knock on people's doors at night in costumes and ask for candy and then eat all of it and gets mega suger high.
Today is halloween aka the day to worship satan and eat candy