halo fever

The sudden onset of acute rage usually associated with Halo 2. The fever prompts severe and often violent mood swings, controller abuse and in some rare cases after a bout of the fever, a temporary catatonic state. The only known cure is abandonment of all hope, and submission to pwnage.

dude1: Whats wrong with T bone?
dude2: Mad attack of the halo fever
T-bone: eff you!!! that is totally not fair.

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Halo 1

The man's version of HALO from back in the good old days before dual SMG's and cluttered maps ruined the game of the gods.

"Hey we're playing HALO tonight, you in?"

"HALO 1 or 2?"

"HALO 2"

"Sorry, I'm not a chick"

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halo 3

- without this game most guys would spend most of their time masturbating

What are you doing today jimmy:
1. masturbate
2. play halo 3
3. masturbate to master chief

choose wisely jimmy

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Halo 4

The Next Halo Game in the Series that will include Master Chief, and will be better than any Past Call of Duty Game.

Yes, even Modern Warfare 3.. even though Modern Warfare 3 was released in 2009..

It will soon Hold the Best-Selling Xbox Game Title for years just how Halo 1, Halo 2, and Halo 3 have..

This game (Halo 4) is going to be so big, it could speak for itself.

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Halo 3

the reason I no longer have a loving wife, any friends, or rarely see the light of day.

James: hey dude theres a bunch of babes and beer so wanna come over tonight.
Me: Nah dude i'm exp boosting with my friends and hopefully get my 50.
James: Fuck you youre an asshole.
Me: I love you too.

Mom: hunny your dads in the hospital he needs to see you soon before he dies.
Son:fuck him and fuck you im playing MLG

I LOVE HALO 3

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halo car

A flagship car produced in limited numbers or with low sales expectations in order to generate public appeal for the brand. The term comes from the halo effect.

The BMW X6 is a halo car, right?

-Nah, it's too mainstream. Try the BMW i8.

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Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

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