Turbo Hamster

Ask Daniel I don't even know.
AKA TURBO HAMMY.

Martin: Footsteps! Do you, hear, foot, steps?

Josh: A bit like a chimp?

Martin: No, more like a hamster.

Josh: What, like a turbo hamster?

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hamster-tech

-Another name for the infamous V-tec engine in many Hondas.
-Hamster-tech is used to show the generally weak output given off by the V-tec engine, mainly in Honda Civics.
-The V-tec engine is over-rated, and linked to having the power output equivallent to a few hamsters or other small rodents.

"Nice Honda Civic, how many hamsters do u have powering your 'hamster-tech' engine?"

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hamster wheel

(adj.) of poor quality or mediocre build; can be used to describe various different things, especially internet connection

Will: "Yeah I don't think that I'll be on Xbox Live tonight."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."

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hamster fart

Random dumb compliment a guy says to his girlfriend when he's awkwardly ran out of cute witty pet names to call her or things to say to her.

Ethan: "hey pumpkin!"

Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)

Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"

Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"

Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"

Kristin: "???"

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Hamster crammer

A homosexual male or one who appears to be. Usually clad in lipstick and work in Sephoras all over the country.

I went to Sephora to buy my girlfriend some mascara and this hamster crammer was trying to sell me some lip gloss.

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Dværg-hamster

Dværg-hamster: besides being a small rodent its a word used to break uncomfortable silences or conversations that are becomming increasingly weird.

the background story is as follows: 2 friends were having a conversation late at night. about halfway through the conversation both were drifting between awakeness and sleep - at which point there was longer and longer between each reply - suddenly one of them burst out : Dværg-hamster!
the other become completely awake puzzled by the comment which made absolutely no sense to the discussion.
(turns out he was dreaming about a hamster who was delivered to a circus, all the other animals teased it and teased it. one day the hamster went nuts and killed and ate every single animal in the circus - starting with the elephant - and it then had to perform all the other animals shows.. which was a bit awkward)

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Ugly Hamster

A defamatory phrase used by one guido to insult another about their looks and general uncleanliness

The Situation(to Angela): Shut up you ugly hamster
Angela: Cries

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