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when you are at the movies watching a horror movie with your girlfriend and she is giving you a handjob as someone screams and she squeezes and tugs your penis and you scream like a bitch
davie: why is he holding his crotch
susie: his girlfriend gave him a horror movie handjob
davie: oooooohh thats suck i woulda beat that hoes ass
The act of using ones telekinetic abilities in a manner to sexually stimulate another's penis to orgasm. Psionic handjobs are usually performed while staring blankly at the recipient and making a stroking motion with ones hand (a la shake-weight). Left-Nostril nosebleeds have been known to occur while performing PHJs.
Eleven gave Mike a psionic handjob at the Snow Ball.
another name for hamburger helper according to the Iphone
I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.
When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.
"That was a shitty handjob." handjob shitty women
When a chick shits in her hands or on your cock, then wanks you off with her shitty hands!!
I had a Taco Bell for lunch, want a dirty handjob?
A post-anal handjob.
After a long day working the back door, he got a peanut butter handjob as a reward.
If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.
jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.