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When a female provides a male sexual pleasure with her hand(s), using sunscreen as lube, until he has an ejaculatory orgasm. Using his semen, the male makes a mixture of semen and sunscreen, and rubs it on the desired area of his female partner. Then they go tan.
Damn, Asari gave me the best west coast handjob. She definitely didn't get burnt!
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when you are at the movies watching a horror movie with your girlfriend and she is giving you a handjob as someone screams and she squeezes and tugs your penis and you scream like a bitch
davie: why is he holding his crotch
susie: his girlfriend gave him a horror movie handjob
davie: oooooohh thats suck i woulda beat that hoes ass
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The act of using ones telekinetic abilities in a manner to sexually stimulate another's penis to orgasm. Psionic handjobs are usually performed while staring blankly at the recipient and making a stroking motion with ones hand (a la shake-weight). Left-Nostril nosebleeds have been known to occur while performing PHJs.
Eleven gave Mike a psionic handjob at the Snow Ball.
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another name for hamburger helper according to the Iphone
I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.
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When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.
"That was a shitty handjob." handjob shitty women
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When a chick shits in her hands or on your cock, then wanks you off with her shitty hands!!
I had a Taco Bell for lunch, want a dirty handjob?
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A post-anal handjob.
After a long day working the back door, he got a peanut butter handjob as a reward.
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