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The act of a male performing the ‘helicopter dick’ and battling a ceiling or standing fan, also with his penis.
Doctor: So how did you slice your penis in half?
Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.
Doctor: Every DAMN time.
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A sexual identify that is unfunny af. When you think that your gender is an A.H your are just unfunny. Its a dead meme.
Question: Do you like donats?
1. Yes! (8%)
2. No! (2%)
3. Apache Helicopter!!!!!11eleven!!! (90%)
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An unfunny joke used mainly by transphobes and right wing losers
Conservative: I identify as an attack helicopter
Normal person: I identify as not funny
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Attack Helicopter is a joke used to invalidate genderfluid, poly gender, and mainly non binary identities. Normally used by people who's brains are too small to understand the pretty simple terms use by genderfluid, poly gender, and non binary people to express their gender. This joke is looked down upon by most people who have enough brain cells to see how it affects people who are targeted by this joke, especially the LGBTQIA++ community. It is not anything besides a joke used by idiots to hide their lack of basic knowledge.
" I came out to Jeremy as agender yesterday, and he said he identified as an attack helicopter, obviously not understanding."
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to swing your cock in a circular motion.
i teased her with helicopter rides so she could check out my junk.
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1. A generic, all-encompassing term meaning any sexual act that is too disgusting to discuss in mixed company.
2. Any incomprehensible or vague sexual act.
1. Dude1: Did you hear about the latest celebrity death?
Dude2: No, what happened?
Dude1: OMG, It's so sick! They found him dead after
having sex in a .....uh hem...
*(enters unsuspecting coworker)*
Chic1: What's up?
Dude2: We were just talking about someone dying
from a Singapore Helicopter.
2. Chic1: What happened to John?
Chic2: Well, he threw his back out doing a
Singapore Helicopter
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For a guy, while masturbating, at the point of climax, he closes his eyes and gyrates his dick around in a circle, getting jizz everywhere, but is unable to see where it landed until he is finished and opens his eyes.
Lance had to clean his sheets after pulling a blind helicopter; jizz was everywhere!
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