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The type of herpes you get from Edward Cullen.
You: I have glitter herpes. It's an epidemic.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.
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Someone who participates in sexual activity and gets herpes and decides to do a water sport such as swimming or water polo and tends to share water bottles with others.
BRIE,swim away from the herpe shark!
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Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.
"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"
Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
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That sore on your friends face that they never discuss and never goes away.
Did you see Burt Reynolds perma-herp acting up today? I think it's bout to eat his face.
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when a halo player is stuck with several sticky grenades at once giving the illusion that he has some kind of STD
I was ahead but then I got the halo herpes.
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