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hood nap

The act of passing out on the hood of a car; typically due to excessive alcohol consumption.

John: "Hey, what happened to Kitty last night? One minute she was dancing on the bar, then all of the sudden she was gone!"

Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."

by sfdave October 5, 2009

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hood me

The phrase hood me is used when you wish for somebody to raise the hood on your outfit. The first known use of this phrase was during the recording of the Twi Shorts face reveal, where people requested to have their hood raised up on their squid game soldier outfits. They required aid because the Squid Game masks made it hard for them to raise their hoods themselves.

My costume is on. Hood me!

by Twi Shorts December 27, 2022

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


my hood

The place where you live, or "chill" .
Another word for cool.

"we're in the hood now, John" said Bob
"tru dat nigga" said John

"Lets go to my hood and chill"

by Traverse May 6, 2006

59πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


hood irony

Have you ever heard of hood irony kid? I bet not since you clearly don't follow top tear Instagram meme pages such as Daquan, Worldstar Hiphop, Grandayy, Dolan Dark, Etc. You fucking disgust me in a way that I can not even describe. Only true memers know the true dankness and pure humor fantastically and masterfully hidden in irony and hood irony. Impact font, farts, poop, the n-word, all hilarious, clever, and quirky things that your beta mind will probably never even begin to try to understand the pure dankness of. I truly hate people of your kind, beta cuck normies, kek. Fuck off normie.

hood irony cuh

by chill.bruh.funny.hood.vines February 21, 2019

148πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Hood Putty

Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.

His cock was thick with hood putty.

His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.

I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.

Hood putty

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020


Hooded Mage

When the hood (labia majora) of a vagina peels back, revealing the mage, or the clitoris.

Kurtis: Ohhh dude I found the hooded mage on that chick last night!
Simon: Dude thats sweet!

by S.K.B. July 9, 2011


hood tourism

A kinder and friendlier way of saying trespassing.

Bro it's not trespassing,it's just hood tourism.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo October 8, 2021