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The act of passing out on the hood of a car; typically due to excessive alcohol consumption.
John: "Hey, what happened to Kitty last night? One minute she was dancing on the bar, then all of the sudden she was gone!"
Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."
A term used to describe the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.
Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!
The place where you live, or "chill" .
Another word for cool.
"we're in the hood now, John" said Bob
"tru dat nigga" said John
"Lets go to my hood and chill"
Have you ever heard of hood irony kid? I bet not since you clearly don't follow top tear Instagram meme pages such as Daquan, Worldstar Hiphop, Grandayy, Dolan Dark, Etc. You fucking disgust me in a way that I can not even describe. Only true memers know the true dankness and pure humor fantastically and masterfully hidden in irony and hood irony. Impact font, farts, poop, the n-word, all hilarious, clever, and quirky things that your beta mind will probably never even begin to try to understand the pure dankness of. I truly hate people of your kind, beta cuck normies, kek. Fuck off normie.
hood irony cuh
A kinder and friendlier way of saying trespassing.
Bro it's not trespassing,it's just hood tourism.
Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
When the hood (labia majora) of a vagina peels back, revealing the mage, or the clitoris.
Kurtis: Ohhh dude I found the hooded mage on that chick last night!
Simon: Dude thats sweet!