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A term used to describe the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.
Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!
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The phrase hood me is used when you wish for somebody to raise the hood on your outfit. The first known use of this phrase was during the recording of the Twi Shorts face reveal, where people requested to have their hood raised up on their squid game soldier outfits. They required aid because the Squid Game masks made it hard for them to raise their hoods themselves.
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The place where you live, or "chill" .
Another word for cool.
"we're in the hood now, John" said Bob
"tru dat nigga" said John
"Lets go to my hood and chill"
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Have you ever heard of hood irony kid? I bet not since you clearly don't follow top tear Instagram meme pages such as Daquan, Worldstar Hiphop, Grandayy, Dolan Dark, Etc. You fucking disgust me in a way that I can not even describe. Only true memers know the true dankness and pure humor fantastically and masterfully hidden in irony and hood irony. Impact font, farts, poop, the n-word, all hilarious, clever, and quirky things that your beta mind will probably never even begin to try to understand the pure dankness of. I truly hate people of your kind, beta cuck normies, kek. Fuck off normie.
hood irony cuh
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Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
A condition caused by smoking too much crack and walking around the hood for a week, sleeping on floors/decks/wherever you crash and never taking off your shoes. Then at the end of the week taking off your shoes to find each foot has become one giant blister.
"man last month i didn't go home for 8 days and got crazy hood foot"
Gravity bong, the most popular way of smoking marijuana in Eastern Europe
- What's up with you dawg?
-Just hit that hood shisha bro