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The lesbian answer to crotch crickets.
OMG, did you hear? Beth just got a case of the ol' panty hoppers from Shauna!
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Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.
Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.
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hole. hole. hole. IT'S A FUCKING HOLE! It's right fucking next to shit fucking creek, for fucks fucking sake! I mean, fucking come on.
Hoppers girl: hI i LiVe In HoPpErZ cRoSsInG oMgZ i'M kEwL
Normal girl: Fuck off, you fucking monkey fucker.
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Take a shit and put it in the freezer 6-12 hours before feces is probable. Remove feces from freezer. Have your person of choice (female in this writers mind) bend over naked spreading their butt cheeks. Promptly lubricate the other persons brown eye, align the feces for entry and shove until completely disappeared into the persons rear. Allow the feces to thaw, than lead your partner to the toilet, while they are evacuating your feces have them preform fellatio on you. If freezing is a non option for your partner the use of a piping bag is acceptable.
When my girlfriend said she wanted to experience a brown hopper, I thought it was gross at first but after words we both decided she needed pooindahole every night.
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farmercowboyhickrural person
A person who has to walk over plowed fields to get somewhere.
Gee, the way Frank is dressed, lools like a clod hopper from west Kansas!
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a girl that dates a guy, brake up with him, and dates alot of his friends. if the girl waits for a month and then dates the friend, she is not a homie hopper.
kenzie dated eric, then ben, then louis, and now darrel. what a stupid slut/ homie hopper!
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two face, undecided, wishy-washy, to choose the most convenient side
person 1: yo ma fave nba basketball team are the chicago bulls...
person 2: damn foreal !?! they outta the playoffs
person1: fuck dat! im wit mavs now!
NEXT DAY:
person 2: dude, i saw the game last nite and yah team lost
person1: wft! mavs lost !?! hell no im wit the lakers now!
person 2: U sum Wagon Hopper. Whoever wins ur on dat.
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