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Husband

To retrieve or act upon said requests from a wife

I told my husband, please pick up some Milk from the store!

by Jax1922 December 28, 2022


husband

a woman man she married forever. a woman groom.

i love my husband so much in every way , because he makes my life better in every area of my life, and every way of my life.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022


husband

A loving kind peace of shit

dont get a husband

by tyufty December 8, 2021


Husband

Lixy period the definition of lixy is husband

Girl: Lixy husbanddddd

by FreakyMcgee January 16, 2021


Husband

He looks like a fucking dork.

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023


husband

Cooler version of a boyfriend, like a game upgrade, but with a ring and stuff

-Karen, will you be my wife?
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON

- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.

by Janasmim December 24, 2016


husband

A delivery driver who will dick you down and make you pasta.

“My food was exceptionally on time earlier when my husband came to my work after I requested lunchies.”

by Spinny Louise July 24, 2023