I just want to shit with the birds

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

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i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me

He needa stop playin and make me his.

Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.

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Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the booty

Back up the booty, I need the booty

I like the booty, oh what a booty
Shaking that booty, I saw the booty

I want the booty, lord what a booty

Bring on the booty, give up the booty

Loving the booty, round booty
Down for the booty, I want the booty

Hunting the booty, chasing the booty

Casing the booty, getting the booty,

Beautiful booty, smoking booty

Talk to the booty, more booty
Fine booty
All about the booty, big old booty

Serious booty, amazing booty

I'll take the booty, where is the booty

Stare at the booty, walking the booty

Touching the booty, who's got the booty

Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty

Loving the booty, hugging the booty

Kissing the booty, holding the booty

Watching the booty, kicking the booty
Sleeping booty, screaming booty

Harder booty, softer booty

By Tim Wilson
TLDR, 🅱️ooty

Fortnite player:Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the booty
Girl: No
Virgin: 🅱️

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I dont want any food

Code for "Get me three pizzas, one box of fries and a pepsi, then maybe your fries will live to see another day!"

Code made by the mystical creature, unknown by mankind until today "The Female"

Gorl: I dont want any food

-Proceeds to eat your fries-

when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.

13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.

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i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

6👍 12👎

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

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