Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.

Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe

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shoe phone

Original cell phone - Get Smart's Maxwell Smart had a Shoe Phone. Hence shoe phone

Leaving the house now, call me on my shoe phone.

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Dirt Phone

Any cellular telephone which is not an Apple iPhone. A cell phone of common and uninteresting origin which does little more than make and receive calls. The dirt phone is commonly made of inferior materials and is poorly cared for by its owner.

My iPhone is a game-changer. I'll never go back to a $29 dirt phone.

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banana phone

The best phone in the whole world because you don't need quarters or dimes...all ou need is to peel the banana to reach a friend.

I am so fucking cool, i use a banana phone.

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes.

ring ring ring ring banana phone

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Phone Cuddle

Lying in bed with one's partner (on the phone with them because you can't be together irl) and pillowtalking or falling asleep with them.

Brynn and I phone cuddle every night before falling asleep.

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Dumb phone

A cellular telephone that has the capabilities of...well a telephone

Tech saavy douche: Thank God I don' have a dumb phone so I can go on Facebook and play Angry Birds on this road trip, otherwise I might have had to interact with other people.

Real person: **sigh**

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phone rape

verb. the act of randomly touching stuff on the touchscreen of someone's phone so that in messes up whatever they were doing.

I was playing Angry Birds when suddenly James phone raped me and made me lose.

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