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Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010


Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019


Ass Paper

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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

by SuperM789 November 11, 2019


paper poke

Paper poke is a paper bag.

My grandpa uses a paper poke to carry his groceries.

by April Mae November 13, 2017


paper kindle

a printed book

My ereader battery died so I had to read a paper kindle.

by ebibliotopia September 21, 2010


sunday paper

A joint so big it looks like the size of the Sunday paper.

Damn Chaz that's a huge Sunday paper

by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013


Paper Bear

An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!

Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!

by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022