pants week

the week when a woman is on her period; also to be used
in lieu of telling someone you are on your period in public

Man: Hey you want to get it on
Woman: No, it's pants week

Girl 1: Hey you should try this dress on it's really cute
Girl 2: I really don't feel like it, it's pants week
Girl 1: Well let go get some chocolate than

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Jenga Week

another name for a girl's monthly time.
because using a tampon is like playing jenga, with your vajenga.

girl 1: ughh, i just started jenga week.
girl 2: dang, that sucks, i just finished.
girl 1: lucky! god, first it was an awful game, now it's an awful week too!

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a week in the jail

When someone is very slow. esp. a sportsman, often a soccer player.

Also used to describe when the passage of time seems painfully slow.

Dan: Look at that guy in the number 3 shirt.
Tim: I know he's slower than a week in the jail.

or

Dan: How's it hangin'?
Tim: Can't wait 'til the weekend. This week's been as slow as a week in the jail.

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senior week

Also attended by anyone age 16-21. Juniors in high school take off school for a few days to feel cool and college freshmen go to do it over again right a.k.a Beach Week. No cheap vodka, give us the good alcohol! You make sure you stay in a condo with maid service because you know you are going to be to f***ing lazy to clean. Also, you know not to stay the entire week because you WILL get bored. Seniors talk about this event as freshmen and it becomes the topic of the day from two months before you book your place to three months after you get back. What no one can understand is why everyone goes down to OC to have a reunion when no one liked each other in high school anyway.

Have you booked your place for Senior Week yet?

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Shark ..... week

When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.

Shark ..... week

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Shark Week

The time during a woman's menstral cycle in which she attacks and tries to murder those around her.

I'm not going over to my girlfriend's place until Tuesday- it's shark week over there.

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Shark Week

The week of a girl's period.

Kay: "Taya, Shark Week for you is starting soon."
Taya: "Oh shit, have you started?
Kat: "Yup"
Michelle: "Well fuck, that means I'm starting soon, too!"

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