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band nazi

woodwind section leader.

i know, i am one.

"the clarinet section leader is such a band nazi! the brass get to slack off while she makes the woodwinds learn all the major and minor scales! grr."

by squeeky the clarinet duckie June 19, 2006

58πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


band binge

The process of becoming obsessed with a certain band for a period of time and listening to their songs over and over on a daily basis. Usually fades within a few days. See also song binge.

some guy: I'm so obsessed with GWAR lately, I can't get enough of them!
some other guy: Better be careful, sounds like you're band binging.

by TFS June 29, 2005

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


band job

An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.

- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."

by jl91 March 24, 2007

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


horse the band

A five piece "Nintendocore" band from LA, California. The reason they have been coined as a Nintendo related band is because through out there selection of albums and E.Ps there have been a handful of video game references.

1. pol's voice

An enemy that appears fairly late in NES's "Legend of Zelda".

2. Birdo

The first boss in Super Mario Bros 2. (America)

3. The house of boo (questionable)

Boo is a character from various Mario games.

4. there most famous song "cutsman"

Cutman is the real name of a character from the Megaman series.

"There are Nintendo references in 3 of our songs: Cutsman, Pol’s Voice, Birdo--they serve as metaphors for something else that is important in Nathan’s life." - David Isen

Despite all these references the band as a whole hate being related with Nintendo paraphernalia, or being bombarded with questions in interviews about video games.

HORSE the band has toured America, Mexico, France, and recently the entire fucking world on there self-ran, self-booked tour.

Current line up:

Nathan Winneke – vocals

David Isen – guitar

Dashiell Arkenstone – bass guitar

Erik Engstrom – Synthesizer/LSDJ or the nanaloop(?)

On the earth tour there drummer was Jon Karel

Previous members:

Mike Benitez - bass guitar

Andy Stokes – bass guitar

Adam Crook – vocals

Eli Green – drums

Jason Karuza – drums

Alex Duddy - drums

Christopher Prophet - drums

albums:

R. Borlax

The Mechanical Hand

Pizza EP

A Natural Death

HORSE the band is extremely energetic and are always drunk, at least at shows. they almost always end with "cutsman", and due to popular belief, they fucking hate when that song is requested for various and obvious reasons.

HORSE the band is a very funny group of people, they often make great, and in depth/immature jokes on stage and in interviews.

i.e

"Alright, so I guess the best place to star…"

N: Fuck you! (Laughs) I'm sorry. No, I'm not really sorry, keep going.

"HORSE the band is five stellar gods running from a haunted future they can't possibly forget. Formed on the mean streets of Los Angeles in 2027 A.D. the members of H the B began to create their exotic sound to fight the past and recreate the future." - myspace.com/horsetheband

"I love horse the band"

"When does horse go on"

"HORSE the band is the best fucking band that ever walked this depressing planet, nothing else matters"

A "HORSE the band is like nintendo rock, right"

B "Shut the fuck up."

by jakedaxflame June 19, 2008

45πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


band groupie

A kid that is not part of a high school band but goes to the pratices, competitions, and other events and is often more popular than half of the band. He or she is well known throughout the band and by the director and is often liked.

random band kid - "why is that kid at our competition? Who is he?"

Other more involved band kid - "oh thats a band groupie he always comes with us"

by kifgotback May 19, 2006

37πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Band Dork

one step down from band geek on the heirachy of bands

freshman: "yeah, im such a band geek!"
senior: "the fuck u are, ur only a band dork, freshie"

by alpha geek February 4, 2006

81πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Marching Band

1) The hardest thing anyone could get themselves into.
2) The breeding ground of the weirdest and funniest people the world has ever seen.
3) That's what makes those scary people who come out of the band room so scary.

1- If you're not running, you're wrong! Go! Reset! Go! Reset! Go Reset!

2- I never thought I wouldn't change from this thing, but I was wrong, very wrong. *bahs like a lamb*

3- Normal Person: I get it now!
Band-o: What?
Normal Person: I know why I don't go near the music department hallway!
Band-o: Do tell!
Normal Person: Scary People like YOU come out of there!

by Mellophonist December 23, 2004

245πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž