buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

shittle buff

when you mess something up and dont care.

guy 1-Dude u just backed into that guys car.

guy 2- Whatever dude that shittle buff.

girlfriend- I told you not to put it in that hole it hurts!

boyfriend- Ahh whatever that shittle buff.

Buff a ho

When a player hits the strip club and "Buffs A Ho" with his cash. May refer specifically to the act of dropping bills on a stripers ass, essentially buffing the area as it passes.

Watch me in the club while I buff a ho.

buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it

Man I just need some buff cooch

Buff-deluxe

A term used to describe blonde Beckenham girls who can often be found living on the other side of the world, usually in cosmopolitan cities such as Sydney where they seek a year-round sun tan.

Buff deluxe usually means someone has REEM hair - always blonde, a REEM tan - normally fake and REEM living quarters - usually by a beach ;)

Did you see Jo and Lottie out the other night? They are Buff-deluxe

Buff bust

The bust of guys who work out to the point where they cannot put their arms down at their sides, bend at the waist, or maintain a normal posture.

Johnny Bravo flaunts his buff bust without shame.

head buff

another word for blowjob/fellatio

Marta made Johnny's tip glow after giving a detailed head buff.