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Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.
There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.
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An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.
I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.
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when having anal sex with a girl, her head bangs against the wall. you then ask her to leave with bruises on her dome.
Her head was hurting so I told her to leave, I pulled the old Mitch it and ditch it
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A guy who used to skateboard but has reached middle age and now has an unhealthy obsession with PT Cruisers. Typically can find him eating pizza, wearing a track suit with Birkenstocks. Laughs at his own jokes. Repeats himself and often yells unintelligible gibberish.
That Ditch Weed watching BBW porn on his phone has thrown in the hot rag and has given up on life.
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Mexican who will resort to digging ditches for a living. Also see orange picker
I wish all ditch diggers would bury themselves.
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After a long night of drinking, she had whiskey ditch. (ex I drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry)
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