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Its like Morning breath, but from your fanny.
I wouldn't touch me there, I have Morning Fanny!
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When the woman wakes up from where she was sleeping and she's covered in her own ejaculate.
I woke up one day and I had a morning flood.
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To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.
"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"
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The name of a hypothetical masculine wash, analogous to "Summer's Eve" douche product for women.
Commercial: (cut to guy standing in the snow by a stream) "Winter's Morn' masculine wash. Makes ya feel like a man, all over!" (guy takes some snow and rubs it on his crotch, rinsing with stream water) "Brrrrrrr!"
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Waking up with an erection at summer camp.
I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole
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When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.
6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep
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In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl
Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.
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