You're Chate

"You're Chate" means "You're Shit" In that, chate means shit. "You're Chate" is the most common use of the word "chate" in a phrase.

Jack, you're chate!

That shirt smells like chate!

Where's chate head? he's late for practice again.

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You're a revalvo

A person who always misses the point (in all ways, shapes, and forms)
Terrible at a certain proffesion and giving orders.
Does not deliver.
Ignores all facts.
Fanboys modern pop culture and calls out anyone who
doesnt believe in his (revalvos) points. (religious and such)
Acts like a faggot.
Ignorant
Irrelevant ; (revalvo) relevance. none.

"Shut up, you're a revalvo"

"OP is a revalvo"

"He just pulled a revalvo"

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You're tight

Way of saying you're mad or you're pissed.

Bob: Man I got an 80 on my exam.
Jerry: Dead ass?
Bob: DEAD ASS MAN.
Jerry: YOU'RE TIGHT!

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you're done

A term used to describe the ending point of a relationship or series of events in which excessive and unexplained wackiness permitted no further attention or validation. The term is commonly used in conjunction with a hand gesture to the side of the head as if turning off the ignition key, or switch.

You were looking for a drywall knife in an old cardboard box in your basement and found some pills instead and thought it would be an excellent idea to take a couple to see if it might be old narcotic pain pills 'cause your back was sore and it turned out to actually be Ecstasy and you endied up tripping wildly for 12 plus hours and destroyed your apartment?

You're done!!

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you're welcome

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you

(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you

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you're the king

A thinly veiled insult. Short for "I hereby crown the king of dumbasses"

Nurse: "How exactly did this injury occur?"

Patient: "I skateboarded off the roof of my house and meant to land on the trampoline, but I ended up crashing into the shed instead"

Nurse: "You're the king"

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you're such a trump

'You're such a trump' is when you've done something so unhumanly wrong and you're being a nasty human being but people still love and support you.

you're such a trump for making you're friend pay for a meal you ordered!

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