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iPhone 4

The next phone by Apple. Its notoriously the only phone to "re-invent" the smartphone by reinventing what different features are called (lowering the bar). For Example "Video Calling" is "calling" that can only be done over WiFi. "Multitasking" is running multiple apps without actually running multiple apps at the same time. The Display is not only High Res, but its also a "Retina Display" which means its high Res too in addition to that, but still a washed out LCD.

The biggest features of them all tho, Apple's #1 feature, is what Apple calls "Engineered Glass". Its apparently used in Helicopters, trains, and is stronger than plastic. Whatever this "Glass" is its clearly a superior technology to that which is used in other phones. Oh yeah and its Recyclable.

Unfortunately Apple's method of gaining a competitive advantage by "lowing the bar" sort of backfired because it only makes other phones (Nokia, Blackberrys, Android) look better in relevance to the new "lower" standard Apple sets every June/July.

Starving Artist: "Hey did you know Obama uses an iPhone?"
Successful Business Man: "No wonder he can't run the damn country"

Communication Major: "Hey I just paid $299 for an iPhone 4 to downloaded iFart, now I can stream fart noises while I play doodle jump"
Business Major: "Hey I just got a six figure job and get a free corporate blackberry"

by TehSakMaster June 23, 2010

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Iphone 3g

Possibly the most genius invention of all time next to sliced bread and the light bulb.

Guy 1: The Iphone 3g has internet access, wifi, ipod, GPS, and is easy to use as well as sleak and tasteful. I love it.

Guy 2: WELL LOLZ MY PHONEZ BETTAR BCUZ IT DOESNT HAVE TEH BUGZ AND IT COSTZ LESS

Guy 1: I like how you back up your opinion with rumours and prices. If you could afford one you would drop your current phone in seconds.

Guy 2: UR A FANBOI!! STFU!!

by Face the facts July 13, 2008

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iPhone 7

The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.

Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?

Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

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iphone 1

Why do you still have one?

Woah does Jimmy still have an iPhone 1 that shits from like the 90s

by Harrydehobnob May 27, 2021

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iphone noob

Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.

-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?

-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.

by Goose2460 February 7, 2011

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iPhone Poser

When someone can't afford a real iPhone so they buy a iPod Touch and use it in public places like it is a iPhone.

My cousin have a Verizon phone so he can' t get a Iphone so he uses his iPod touch in public places with Wi-Fi as if it is a iPhone. He is such a iPhone Poser

by Luke1975 September 26, 2009

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iphone 7

Something that is only used by stupid 7 year olds.

Stupid Seven Year Old: Look at my new toy!
Intelligent Human: Hahaha, what a IPhone 7

by the defenition master June 19, 2017

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