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(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.
Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?
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when two people wearing apple's distinctive white headphones that represent the infamous ipod walk past each other and give each other a nod of recognition.
i saw someone coming towards me wearing the ipod headphones and we exchanged an ipod nod
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An iPod that can work like an iPhone as it has a touch screen but it has no sim card slot so you are not able to use cellular signal. This means you can only use it with Wi-Fi or personal hotspots
...“and I also have an iPod Touch which I like to play games on.”
The new iPod nano. Now rocking a video camera, a polished anodized aluminum finish, and a larger screen. Also making its debut: FM radio with Live Pause.
= one sexy bitch.
I'm recording a new movie while listening to Lady GaGa!
EXCELLENT.!
I love my ipod nano.
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The act of placing an ipod (usually ipod touch) in a plastic zip lock bag and bringing it the shower to masturbate. It helps prevents herpies and other STDs.
"Did you here what David did?!?"
"No what?"
"He he forgot an iPod Condom and electricuted the Shit out of himself."
"You mean he forgot protection"
"Yeah"
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endlessly flipping through the shuffle feature on your iPod at home, or in the car, driving the people around you insane with three second clips of songs.
"Click...Click.........Click..Click"
"Dude, would you just pick a song? You're driving me nuts."
"Ugh...I can't find anything to listen to!"
"Well hurry up. Enough with the iPod Torture."
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1. A person(s) who has a fear that after buying, or updating an iPod, damn Apple will launch a smaller, cooler version
1. John (a totally made up person): I heard Alex (another fake person) still has the old time-y CD player
Joan (a fake person): He's so iPod-Phobic
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