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very cool band who you all should listen to. based in charleston, sc. name recently abreviated to jump.
coldplay's new song reminds me of jump little children.
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Portion of Remarks by President Bush at the Radio-Television Correspondents Association 57th Annual Dinner:
"Then there is my most famous statement: "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning." Let us analyze that sentence for a moment. If you're a stickler, you probably think the singular verb "is" should have been the plural "are." But if you read it closely, you'll see I'm using the intransitive plural subjunctive tense. So the word "is" are correct. (Laughter and applause.)
And you know what? Life goes on. My wife and my daughters still love me. Our military still protects our shores. Americans still get up and go to work. People still go out and have fun, as we're doing tonight.
I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously. But what I do take seriously is my responsibility as President to all the American people. It's the office I hold. And that is what I came tonight to tell you."
Is our children learning?
Yes, Mr. President, we is.
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The perpetually stoned children (also known as the psc). Tend to be in small groups of 2-4 and just sit around playing The Sims. They tend to have music that lays in electronic and alternative. Often tend to do weird things that make them look stoned, but aren't. They sit in dimly lit rooms and have monotonous conversation and meander around the neighborhood. They are not too similar with each other except in some particular thought processes and mannerisms.
Person A: Hey look at those weirdos in a circle making all sorts of hand motions and laughing. I bet they are high.
Person B: Oh they aren't high, those are just the perpetually stoned children.
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Black eyed children are little kids with black eyes. If you let them in your house they won't leave no matter how hard you try. Don't help them. You'll make it worse.
The black eyed children are coming. They killed her.
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To masturbate (you 'shoot' your semen (potential children) when you ejaculate).
Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
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Popular U.S restaurant serving Mexican orphans. Based in Florida. Serves fried child organs, curly fries (the child's hair) and lastly, whole child (raw or cooked) See Deep Fried Babies for the other branch catering to American children.
billy : hey wanna go to the new restaurant, Deep Fried Children
pepo: sure
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The best band that you've never heard of. They make fabulous and unusual rock music and they are all about 100 times more talented than a normal band because they went to art school. They will change your life. Get Magazine as your first CD.
The Jump Little Children concert last Thursday was the best part of the year so far.
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