date-jack

We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!

I have a HOT first date and better date-jack before i go out of the house!

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superbutt date

someone who over extends themselves emotionally towards a person in a relationship and participates in traditional courting activities in an attempt to create a sexual event horizon..

spencer used to superbutt date lindsay when he was wasted mostly..

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Sneak Dated

When two people are dating, but it is not acknowledged as real dating, instead they go on dates, but say they are just friends.

There are two main scenarios to this phenomenon. One: The first dater is only interested in the other person as a friend. Thus to them, they are only hanging out with a friend. The other 'dater' is actually interested in the other person, but knows that the person is only interested in them as a friend...at least at that moment. So while they are really on a date, it is officially called ' hanging out with a friend'.

Two: Both people are interested in each other, but don't know how the other one feels. So they go on dates, but call it just 'hanging out with a friend'.

Friend #1 : What are you doing tonight?

Friend #2: John and I are going to grab some dinner and go see a movie.

Friend #1: Are you all dating now?? You know that he likes you.

Friend #2: John and I?!? Oh no! We're just friends! We're just hanging out, its completely innocent.'

Friend #1: Uh-huh. You're soo being sneak dated!

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pre-dating

Time period which occurs before a couple is officially dating. This span of time includes a significant amount of hanging out (one on one or in a group), flirting, and usually arouses suspicion amongst friends of the two parties. Also see talking.

Friend #1 : Are you and Bobby dating???
Friend #2 : Naw girl, we're pre-dating.

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sticky date

An very unclean and still moist anus.

The guy didn't wipe his arse after that turd, so he's going around with a sticky date.

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J-date

An online Jewish Dating Service.

"I got a J-date in an hour."

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Elbow Date

When you're with someone in a public situation that you shouldn't be with and you touch elbows to signify you want them.

<<at a restaurant>>

Woman 1: places arm on table but within reach of guy.

Guy 1: places his arm on table and discreetly touches elbow continuously with woman since they can't do anything else. Ie...kiss or have sex.

Guy 1: "Hey, how was lasts night date?"

Guy 2: "Dude, sucked! Waitress was a mutual friend and all I could so was elbow date!"