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Tall and usually dark , tends to have a weird character but everyone wants one in their friend groups
Usually doesn’t like girls because he has been rejected a couple of times
Man isn’t Ivan a good guy to be around
Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…
Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.
Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.
Look out, its Ivan, hide your best friends!
A short red haired kid who likes writing. He's like Ed Sheeran, you like him sometimes but sometimes he's a weird smurf.
"Where is that kid Ivan?"
"He's taking the biggest dump of his life."
The best man you can find on earth. The person who will listen to you, will be with you always, will give you unconditional support and a fan of Luis Miguel.He loves northern music and that will make you madly in love. He is a doggy lover, and if he adopts one with you he will make you want to stay with him forever. He loves that his shoes click when he walks. He loves the cinema and it will teach you a lot about that, he has a lot of patience when he teaches about what he is passionate about. When he is happy he is beautiful, but he values even more when he shares his sadness with you. Never let him just drink mezcal and dance with him all the time. You will be lucky to have him in your life.
Life is better with you Ivan, my sad little dog.