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Lager jacket
I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)
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When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.
Similar to a whiskey bandage
Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?
Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.
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A jacket used to sneak outside food into the cinema. These type of jackets are usually big and puffy and have numerous (deep) pockets to conceal any food stuff.
Anything with (deep) pockets will do just as good.
The cinema jacket should not be stuffed directly outside the cinema.
Sadly the cinema jacket is good for the cold/wet days.
Cargo pants/shorts, work just as good but have limited pockets.
Don't overload the pockets and make sure the food is concealed before entering the cinema
Don't make a habit of wearing a stuffed cinema jacket, they'll get suspicious and you could be banned
person 1: "Let's go see a movie!"
person 2: "Yep. Got your cinema jacket?"
person 1: "Right here" *opens jacket pockets to reveal bags of lollies from the supermarket*
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Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.
Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.
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A form of birth control made of latex which has a vast assortment of varieties, sizes, and colors. Made to cover a man's penis during sexual intercourse
Trisha and I were getting hot and heavy last night but as luck would have it neither of us had the dong jackets
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The act of pulling out of a dripping wet pussy leaving behind a condom full of cum.
Fuck Stacy! I just left my wet jacket in the closet.
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