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Jacob is a man whore who sends dick pic to every single girl he knows. He's whiter then snow and his pubes are blonde. His voice is as squeaky as a mouse. And he's liked every single girl and boy at least 4 times. He's desperate and he'd probably date a 1st grader if she/he liked him. He's anorexic and his dick is the size of a thumb tack.
Guy #1: Dude did you see Jacob whites dick pics? It's so small!
Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!
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A Ginger who thinks he can pull but only has a 3 inch hard penis.
Who is that ugly kid?
That I'd definitely a Jacob
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Jacob is the most kind guy you will ever meet, his eyes are blue like the sky and you can look at them for ever. His smile is so beautiful you will 100% fall in love with it. Plus he's really good in bed and has a big dick
Jacob is so good in bed that i had to change my sheets
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A absolute fuck boy has with a tiny ass dick loves deep throat and anal sex and drives a yellow 400
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Is a hoe. When you are in a relationship with a Jacob he is loveing and nice and sweet but when your arguing he is a complete dickhead. He has a little dick and can fuck any girl that gives them a complement . When they are your friend they are nice but try and get with you if your good enough to them. When he "thinks" he loves and you find out he cheated or flirted with another girl and you guys break up he will act like he is gonna kill himself.
A:O look at that jacob!
B: don't fuck with him he has a small dick.
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Very Flakey, says he has Psoriasis, touches himself on the daily, has a disease known as MicroPenis, terrible in bed, but he is the greatest whale in the hood.
Jacob you are a very large whale, but we love you!
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