japanese aquarium

The act of inserting a finish into a young japanese girls vagina, then having sex with her while trying to yank it out.

Hey, is this fish from that japanese aquarium i gave you last night honey?

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Japanese Kenworth

Any truck not made in America

I was driving a Japanese Kenworth the other day

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Japanese Star

when with a female partner, the man must be very sly if he wants to correctly perform the japanese star. before having sex, put a bottle of Sriracha hot chili sauce next to the bed. then, while getting intimate with your girl, secretly cover your hand in the sauce. make sure she doesn't see this. then, in one swift motion, shove your fist into the girls vagina and spread your fingers out. this will create a spicy, burning, probably painful sensation for the girl.

Jamie: " Dude, how was your night with Kayla?"
Nick: " eh, i japanese star'd her"
Jamie: " oh god. how'd it end?"
Nick: " shes dead"

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Japanese Cracker

This can only happen when a white male is going inside the brown eye of a japanese female. Right as the male is about to cum, he drives his elbows into the female's back (thus making a cracking noise). The male is then the japanese cracker, making the female the japanese crackee. Sometimes as a bonus, the male can also cum on the japanese crackee's back, which makes a nice little reminder of the night's events for the woman.

"Oh man, I was a total Japanese Cracker last night!" Bob

"Did you cum on her back? Only real men can get away with that." George

"I always do! It was EVERYWHERE!" Bob

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japanese friends

euphemism for a woman's breasts. i can't really explain where it comes from without sounding kinda racist.
see also females (a more formal variant)

i already told you, i can't explain. work it out.

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Japanese Kiss

The act of docking between two circumcised men

We had a great time in room 217 last night.. Daz was giving out a Japanese Kiss to everyone

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Japanese Penis

Refers to : Short Penis/Small Stump

Miniature 100% of the time

Japanese Penis
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Alexa : OMG! I was about to have sex with yoshihiro and then I saw His Penis!

Johnny : Really? was it as little as the ones in japanese porn?

Alexa : Even smaller! He told me that the japanese porn stars in japan are considered to be really hung! after i saw his penis i had no doubt!

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susan at the sushiya thought she had picked up the piece of salmon nigiri with her chopsticks only to find that what she had grabbed was not a piece of fish, but a in fact a fully erect japanese

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