Saxophone Jock

One who plays mean melodic lines in either jazz improvisation of sick melodic lines in classical or band music. Master of crazy rhythms.

"Did you hear that saxophone jock at the concert last night?
"He tore the place up with that solo"

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Quant Jock

One who is exceptionally skilled in quantitative analysis. More often than not using Microsoft Excel, Crystal Ball, SPSS, etc. Generally someone in the fixed income securities or option trading fields who makes twice as much money trading on their own than at their job.

and here in the smallest cubicle is LiWei, our resident Quant Jock.
LiWei say hi.
"=IF(OR(C$4$=0,C$4$=NA),"Hello my name is LiRizzle",Ctrl+Alt+Del)

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jock sniffer

These are the guys that stand with their arms crossed in antique stores while their wives shop. They are wearing college football sweatshirts and caps to make a point that they are sacrificing their stupid game to do something for their old ladies. They are also concerned about looking queer, and don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. It's hilarious to talk to them while patronizing the store.

"Check out these cool old duck decoys and bottles, dude." Oh, wait. "Hey, man. I'm not like that, OKAY??" Oh, Oh a jock sniffer. Hmmmmm.

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jock strap

A garment made of stretchy cotton intended primarily to embarass teenaged boys in gym class and secondarily to secure their wobbly bits from getting jostled.

Boys, if you don't wear your jock strap, then when you make that turnaround jump shot, you'll leave your family jewels on the floor.

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anti-jock

Brave folks who are morally strong enough to stand up to the mindless hords of stupid popularity-abusing jocks!

Go Jock Haters!!!! God Bless Freedom!!!!

Stupid Jock: Move it nerd.

Anti-Jock: Make me. Regardless of how this turns out, you are still a force for evil!

Stupid Jock: (stupidly) Huh?

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Jock Licker

Someone who is so obsessed with the popular kids at school that they will lick the jock's jock just to be noticed by them, or because they really like it. Also a more heinous nickname for Washington Huskies QB Jake Locker.

Dude, here comes that Jock Licker. Lets make him do something disgusting for our amusement.

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shock jock

A radio disc jockey who pushes the limit of accepted social behavior in the form of stunts or actions to boost radio station popularity

A shock jock prack called parents to tell them their son was dead.

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