John

He isn't the most attractive man in the world but he makes up for it in the bedroom/kitchen/couch. he has the one of the most beautiful eyes in the world. he doesn't lie nor does he dog the boys, but on the odd occasion he does doggy-style the ladies. he is a ladies man. he has the most charm ever. he has a huge dick. he is good at basketball, drawing and ladies.

Girl: He has such a huge Dick, it makes sense though cause he's a John

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John

Hes an amazing guy standing at 4 something, brownish eyes, and very athlethic. Not the very best looking look wise but heart wise? OOF. Thats a 10/10. He’s hilarious, Amazing, and one of a Kind so if I was you,I would never let him go. Once he finds his dream girl, he will stay with that dream girl. He will love her and care for her until they’re old. He is just an amazing all around guy

Hey isnt that john?

Yes
Dont leave him

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John

a guy who is handsome and intellegent. Great at football ladykiller and has kevin hart sense of humor.

that lame kid can never be a JOHN.

Sometimes darren can be a real JOHN if he wanted too.

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johns

1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters

2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's

3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!

two lawyers = twice the shit

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John

A guy who gives you no attention. Overweight and extremely obsessed with video games. Will probably turn gay and live in his parents basement for the rest of his life. Don't date john, he'll treat you like he doesn't know you.

I dated a john and will regret it for the rest of my life.

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john

a complete asshole who tells girls he is single but really isnt. cheats on you emotionally and most likely physically. he works with the girls he tells he likes them. he ignores you if you are his girlfriend. he is a scandalous manwhore. he parties with girls he cheats on you with.

I am john, im single and want to be with you but i really aint single, im just cheating.

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John

Irish God of Sarcasim- fabled to be the most sarcastic deity of any civilization. John could kill a an army of men with a sarcastic comment. Stories tell of John having such a horrid reputation for ruining lives with his sarcasm. That is why the common day toilet is also called a "john"..

Tim: Why is that person always sarcastic?
Bill: Oh they worship John.

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