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Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.
Mum took her dogs for a walk to do a bend-jon.
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Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.
With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...
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A fucking awesome person that you are not.
Jon Libby is such a Jon Libby, no one else will ever be as much of a Jon Libby as he is.
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A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.
Aim your food at the beat jon.
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The ancient African god of sex, the legends say that he has a 69 foot dick. One of the most powerful beings to roam the planet
Suhhhh dude you were so jon carr last night
When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek
Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."
Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
The pinnacle of human evolution with an autistic sidekick with every reincarnation.
Jon-Paul was found in a forest with a naked 4 year old