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A very sexy newsreader to fantasise about.
I just jerked off to Kate Gerbeau!!
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Mary Kate's are usually beautiful and completely selfless. They are lighthearted but determined, strong, and independent. Mary Kate's are very friendly but can be intimidating because they are so independent. Mary Kate's are usually worldly and wise beyond their years. They have old souls but know how to party and can fit into the different aspects of modern day life. Also, they are physically beautiful and super sexy!
They are very trustworthy and reliable. They put others first always sometimes to the point of forgetting about their own feelings. They have sacrificed a lot but are thankful for all they have. Usually brunettes.
Guy: Who's that brunette over there?
Girl: Oh, her? That's Mary Kate!
Guy: Wow, she's beautiful!
Girl: She only dates foreign men, sorry. And we're best friends so you can't have her.
Guy: You've never even talked to her before.
Girl: I know, but just look at her! She's so radiant, I feel like I know her!
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verb, severely punished for minor infractions that a) cause no discernible harm and b) are done with zero malicious intent. See also: September six.
"I'd like to use your cellphone to call my family, but I'm a missionary and I don't want to get Kate Kelly'd".
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Lily-Kate is a fun, loving person who is usually very good sport and is beautiful inside and out
A: hey look at that girl.
B: damn she's definitely a Lily-Kate
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The perfect couple. They have a perfect sex life and never fail to have a good time ;)
wow, Ryan and Kate are the perfect couple!
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1. A disease which causes you to lose all sense of spelling and grammar. Usually caused by someone being over-tired, they have the typing abilities of a chimpanzee and usually piss everyone off EXCEPT for anyone else who has Kate's Disease. It's also quite contagious.
2. Usually performed by NOT deleting anything at all that you type, laying down while typing, not looking at the screen, and pressing enter every 5 seconds
"ROFL
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In the year 843 B.C. Macedonia, the reign of Kate the Great was errant. The people, becoming upset, had decided to overthrow their Queen and control the greatest city ever. With her final last words which had a bittersweet symphonous meaning: REMEMBER WHO IS YOUR GODDESS, YOUR QUEEN, YOUR ONLY RULER! KATE THE GREAT! with the last speech, her existence fell underground, for centuries she turned tricks in the French government, selling cigarettes and running the most classiest of whore houses. It was when in 923, France, Kate's existence became apparent once again, having killed King Robert I, she in turned used her advanced ancient military tactics until she moved to america and became a normal girl. However, she still retained the famous name "Kate the Great".
Kate the Great > Samuel L. Jackson > Chuck Norris.
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