Keep It Together

A phrase uttered when a person(s) is trying extremely hard to not laugh at an inappropriate time.

DoritoBag!Wildcat: *Turns around, making the sound of a crinkling bag of doritos as he does so*

*Everyone else absolutely loses it*

(Attempt 2)

*Wildcat does the same thing as before*

Wildcat: ALRIGHT MEN! We've been stuck on this god forsaken planet... *shakes bag* FOR FAR TOO LONG!

*Vanoss starts snickering*

Wildcat: ...Keep it together, guys!

*Everyone starts laughing*

Wildcat: We're gonna keep doing this until it's not even remotely funny anymore.

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Keep it lit

Commonly used in the the Bay Area meaning to be honest or honestly but with more swag

John: Brah, I studied so hard for that math test!
Matt: That's whats up. Keep it lit, I didn't study at all.

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keep the change

Term for a person swallowing cum while performing oral sex on a man.

Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!

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Keep it Up

Sarcastic phrase used when one really wants to say something like shove off, fuck off, eat shit, kick rocks, go to hell or simply stop.

Keep it up, we'll see how far that gets you.

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keep it wolf

it means to stay cool.
it was originated by the bassist of the band "the red chord".

"hey man you just moshed my face off....keep it wolf."
"no i dont need to fight yo black ass...i keep it wolf."

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keeping it real

Maintaining authenticity and originality when others are not.

My boy Jeff bought a plastic Christmas tree that ALREADY has LED's on it. That man's keeping it real.

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keeping it in the family

Keeping it in the family is when a girl or guy dates someone, breaks up with that person, and subsequently dates someone related to the first person. Keeping it in the family originates from an expression that involves not letting an issue out of the borders of family knowledge, and so by dating someone else in the family, the subject is "keeping it in the family".

Reid : Man Karlson, isn't it weird that after you rejected her, morgan went for your brother?
Karlson : No way man, she's just keeping it in the family.

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