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“I like to be licking ketchup of the Homies nipples”
A California Corn Dog that takes place whilst the woman is on her period.
Person 1: "I wasn't expecting Lucy to add ketchup to my California Corn Dog"
Person 2: "Well, I'd take a California Corn Dog with Ketchup any day over one with mustard!"
When you take McDonalds fries and put them in your girls butt hole. Then fill any empty space in her tookus with Ketchup.
McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup
When two gays give it to eachother up the bum so long that they start bleeding, resulting in a bloody weiner between two buns.
Rick: Damn my ass is sore
Tod: Why, did you get a Hot dog with extra ketchup?
Rick: yeah
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When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.
Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
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"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.
Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"