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to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
Used to dismiss someone who is being an imbecile
Matt Morin you are a fucking idiot, Okay, No Kirk
i nice guy that is almost always gay to his homies but always says no homo. angus kirk is the guy to put his pp in ur mouth and say no homo the man is gay but continues to deny it. but hes all around nice guy but very gay
person: hey Angus
Angus Kirk: nice juicy ass you have there
person: im not gay
Angus Kirk: neither i am
Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.
Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.
Kirking is a when an online troll attacks members of the emergency services on social media such as Facebook and Twitter. It came about in the 2020 Covid19 Pandemic where doctors and nurses were abused online for simply working.
That guy Tim is a total Kirker. It’s shameful some of the things he posted last night and the language he used was shocking. Kirking
The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.
"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."