To be caught laying comfortably in a scene. Ex: a bed, a couch
George was Lamped up Shawty in Tโs bed after he drank a 4 Loko in 10 Mins
Kids Lamped up at 9 , come drink with us-Josh Kelly
When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure
Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.
Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.
Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.
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A quote from "Anchorman - The Ledgend of Ron Burgandy"
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.
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Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.
"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"
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To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.
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An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!
"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."
"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"
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