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Some sex
I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.
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A stripper that goes around touching dick during lapdances to sell more dances. Like a lot lizard but in the club.
I haven’t sold a dance all night thanks to the lap lizard.
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When a girl does sexy moves on a guys lap and the guy loves it the girl stuffs her ass in his face and he falls over and she sits on his chest
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A power nap taken on a plane, bus or train where you use your knees as pillows.
Tori was so tired on the flight to New Orleans that she took a lap nap.
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When you're about 18 beers past the legal limit and you're the most sober one in the car that you are driving; and your so excited that you made it home without dying (or worse, a DUI) that you do laps around the traffic circle in your neighborhood. Typically, all of your neighbors will be awoken by headlights flashing in their windows and you're drunk friends cheering.
I can't believe I made it back to Glengarry after drinking a whole case of beers.....let's do victory laps.
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told to a usually fat person who has just said something really stupid. severity of the matter can vary.
go take a mile
go take a marathon
tom- thats what she said...
bill- damn! go take a lap.
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To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.
"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."
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