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A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.
"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"
When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
Want a "Beaver Lasagna"?
You caught la SAG NA
It’s a rare disease when you have a very saggy nuts sac
You got lasagna LA SAG ON DEEZ NUTZZ
Girl 1: I heard Brittany's lasagna Was soggy
Girl 2: Yes indeed
Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.
GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage?
I thought everything was made of lasagna.
A food item that really shouldn't exist.
Person 1: Yo, let's go get some lasagna!
Person 2: Ew, no. Lasagna's like a love child of tomatoes and pasta