Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.

Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.

Now and Later

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

see you later tater

Used for saying goodbye.

See you later tater. I'll see you tomorrow.

Now&Later

Apply Vicks Vapor Rub liberally to your erect penis before engaging in penetrative intercourse with a fellow inmate to prevent future interactions with that individual. The act of this will result in extreme discomfort now and later.

I'm gonna get bubba with a "Now&Later" and I bet he won't come after me no more.

Later

Something that you say to someone when you really mean never

I'll mow the grass later

Later

Whenever your boyfriend wants a hand job

“Hey baby can I have a hand job”
“Sure, later”

Later

never, no, I hate all of you, you're trash and I dont like playing with you, please leave me alone to play with my sweatbag friends

Ill play with yall later